International Douche Bag News
Tuesday, April 18, 2006
Indepth About The Douche Bags in Question
-Are you tired of untalented assholes running the gamut on the women simply because they have sophisticated accents? Let’s just face it; words like Brancusi, Lisbon, & Fettuccine just don’t sound as nice coming out of an American mouth.
-Do you think farts are funny? Would you rather drive than be driven?
-Is your art not taken seriously because your’re from Tennessee & not Portugal, France, Italy or South America?
-Is the fact that you hold a steady job continuously overshadowed by Paulo’s weekly Wednesday afternoon shopping spree in SoHo?
-Does it annoy you when you see an ex-wide receiver, with “material” in his hair, talking about the hottest brunch in town as opposed to who’s going to the playoffs?
-If you’ve answered yes to any of those questions, or any resembling them, then International Douche Bag written by Michael Bilandic & John Nijhawan is going to be the movie for you. Currently in Pre-Production, the film is going to be shot on location in New York City, i.e. the International Douche Bag capital of the world & it will feature people and places throughout the Five Boroughs—probably not Queens, but definitely the Lower East Side.
-Up and coming deca-lingual pop group Miguel Miguel is currently working with Mike & John to cut a sweet, next level soundtrack.
-So, keep checking back as this website is currently under construction. It will become more and more interactive in the upcoming weeks. In time, you will be able to earn your douche-wings & become a credited producer by donating to the cause $hould you feel inclined. In the meantime, you’re invited to join our blog and write the riot act to any douche bag that has pissed you off lately. Let it rip! And remember, somewhere you are considered an International Douche Bag.
-Do you think farts are funny? Would you rather drive than be driven?
-Is your art not taken seriously because your’re from Tennessee & not Portugal, France, Italy or South America?
-Is the fact that you hold a steady job continuously overshadowed by Paulo’s weekly Wednesday afternoon shopping spree in SoHo?
-Does it annoy you when you see an ex-wide receiver, with “material” in his hair, talking about the hottest brunch in town as opposed to who’s going to the playoffs?
-If you’ve answered yes to any of those questions, or any resembling them, then International Douche Bag written by Michael Bilandic & John Nijhawan is going to be the movie for you. Currently in Pre-Production, the film is going to be shot on location in New York City, i.e. the International Douche Bag capital of the world & it will feature people and places throughout the Five Boroughs—probably not Queens, but definitely the Lower East Side.
-Up and coming deca-lingual pop group Miguel Miguel is currently working with Mike & John to cut a sweet, next level soundtrack.
-So, keep checking back as this website is currently under construction. It will become more and more interactive in the upcoming weeks. In time, you will be able to earn your douche-wings & become a credited producer by donating to the cause $hould you feel inclined. In the meantime, you’re invited to join our blog and write the riot act to any douche bag that has pissed you off lately. Let it rip! And remember, somewhere you are considered an International Douche Bag.
Saturday, April 15, 2006
International Douche Bag!
Douche Bag!
